Welcome to Haven!

Haven welcomes all visitors and we encourage you to enjoy all the amenities of our picturesque town. Nestled in a quiet corner of coastal Maine, we offer abundant recreational choices. Join with our locals for a rousing wolf hunt in the ample forest that borders our town, or enjoy a relaxing day at sea on one of the many sailboats available for rent. Local artisans will be delighted to show their wares and the many bistros and pubs nearby offer endless meal choices. Whatever your preferences may be, your visit to Haven will be an experience you'll never forget!

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This Week in Haven

Trees on the pathIf the trees in the forest behind Old Jack Flanagan's place seem slightly more vocal today, pay them no mind. Jack was out again this past weekend feeding them his own special nutrient-rich blend of plant food, and neighbors have often commented on the increase of creaks and rustles after a feeding - not to mention those who swear they hear whispering voices or quiet whistles on sunny days. Jack swears his mixture is a straight variant of an ammonium nitrate phosphate fertilizer, but he has been seen making large purchases of Epsom salts, fish oils, saltpetre and cyanocobalamin. A long-time supporter of the Earth Day and Hug-A-Tree programs, Jack was once suspended from Husson University when he moved into the oak tree in a quiet corner of the property rather than live in the student residence. He has since graduated with a degree in ethno botany. He has been quoted as saying "trees need a way to defend themselves from the encroaching human population, for if mankind is allowed to kill off the trees, surely our fate will be the same in short order."

In Other News

  • Our hearts go out to the family of Jason and Florence Deitrich, who were believed to have been inside their home on Ridgewick Road when it burned to the ground in an unexplained fire.
  • Chef Gerard is offering a small reward for any frogs left over from the freak "frogstorm" last week. Their legs have proven to be of a much higher quality than those he imports from France.
  • Circus posters have been appearing around town, despite the fact that no circus is scheduled to arrive in Haven. The posters depict a smiling clown holding balloons, and for some reason the clown's face is being blackened out almost as fast as the poster appears.